1.) Rent a billboard. Price check complete. Too expensive. Re-think. Go fishing
2.) Change my own oil
3.) Picnic at my dad’s grave
4.) Bind a book
5.) Sing a cappella for an audience (7/3/11)
6.) Get a hedgehog. Or maybe a tarantula.
7.) Try acupuncture
8.) Foster a litter of abandoned puppies (5/27/11)
9.) Sell my writing for money
10.) Ride in a hot air balloon 10/23/12
11.) Roast marshmellows while camping
12.) Have my chart done by a reputable astrologist http://queerfatfemme.com/2013/02/07/my-reading-with-empowering-astrology/
13.) Write a letter to a different friend every day for 7 days straight
14.) Pick up a hitchhiker 05/09/12
15.) Take nude photographs with a professional photographer 10/01/11
16.) Start a bonsai tree
17.) Get three more tattoos — Athena 11/2011, Aphrodite 3/2012, Shelanagig 12/2012
18.) Remember 2 birthdays per month
19.) Snorkle
20.) Visit a tiny Tumbleweed House
21.) Invest in a stock that I choose, care about and follow
22.) Donate 25.00 dollars to one cause every month for 12 months ABIPA! 7/8/12
23.) Visit my long-lost uncle’s wolf-hybrid farm
24.) Find a dentist 01/2013, a doctor and a gynecologist 04/2012
25.) Spend 200 bucks on art
26.) Write an ethical will
27.) Visit the Road to Nowhere
28.) Create a letterbox series featuring only poetry
29.) Plant an herb garden
30.) Get a french-speaking penpal
31.) Attend an LGBTQ, sex-positive, or BDSM conference 02/2012 Folsom Street Fair
32.) Register for P-LCAS
33.) Give 20 bucks to a stranger because they asked for it 12/31/11
34.) Take myself on a date 05/05/12
35.) Fly a kite
36.) Read 12 11 lesbian novels (to grow on)
37.) Go to the top of the Washington Monument (for good luck)